The Bulleted List, July 9

Things I've Heard the Old People Talking About

  • the "football or baseball player down south whose girlfriend shot him in the damn head while he was taking a nap"
  • crabgrass
  • how they "never listened to Michael Jackson's music, but it must be good because he made a whole lot of money"
  • the merits of hitting your kids
  • how "that boy" made the coffee too strong this morning
  • Howard's new pacemaker

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