7/23/09

Bonus Bulleted List, July 23

Phrases I Would Love To Appear In a Book About My Life

  • "...beer and taco enthusiast..."
  • "...a particularly good looking hobo fortune teller..."
  • "...last seen chugging a bottle of Boone's Farm..."
  • "...exceptionally adroit with throwing stars..."
  • "...hubris was one of his more endearing qualities..."
  • "...the natives erected a totem pole in his likeness..."
  • "...astride a tame polar bear..."
  • "...in defiance of the village elders..."
  • "...a role model..."

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