Bonus Bulleted List, July 23

Phrases I Would Love To Appear In a Book About My Life

• "...beer and taco enthusiast..."
• "...a particularly good looking hobo fortune teller..."
• "...last seen chugging a bottle of Boone's Farm..."
• "...exceptionally adroit with throwing stars..."
• "...hubris was one of his more endearing qualities..."
• "...the natives erected a totem pole in his likeness..."
• "...astride a tame polar bear..."
• "...in defiance of the village elders..."
• "...a role model..."