Props to Steve for telling me about this guy. He is a former MMA fighter who now makes a living instructing us normal folk on how to win bar fights, and be hilarious doing it. From what I gather, as long as I have something to either "smash him in the face" or "kick him in the groin" with, I should be fine. Click the title to watch him in action. Dangity-Dangity-Dang.