The Bulleted List, August 11

Things I've Heard In the Bar in the Last Week or So

• "I'll have some rainbow sherbert...with vodka in it!"
• "The Rockies make me want to beat my wife" (via text message)
• "Whose puke is this?"
  
• "I got tricked into getting married."
• "I wish there were some high school girls here"
• "This song is totally about killing children. Listen"
• "I could easily be fooled into believing you're running a gay bar, Justin."