8/11/09

The Bulleted List, August 11

Things I've Heard In the Bar in the Last Week or So

  • "I'll have some rainbow sherbert...with vodka in it!"
  • "The Rockies make me want to beat my wife" (via text message)
  • "Whose puke is this?"
  • "I got tricked into getting married."
  • "I wish there were some high school girls here"
  • "This song is totally about killing children. Listen"
  • "I could easily be fooled into believing you're running a gay bar, Justin."

2 comments:

  1. 6/7 of these were said by alex covalt

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  2. Nope, just the one in which boozy, colorful, frozen treats are requested.

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