The Bulleted List, August 19 (faux-edition)

Reasons why Lightweight should bring "The Bulleted List" back from the dead....

• It made me LOL :)) more often than not
• Probably the best/only periodical posts this blog has
• Eases up on the constant, slightly monotonous booze adventure recaps (maybe)
• So no one sleeps easy at night
• For "Jeff" and any other unknown fans of it
• So no one has to go through this shitty rendition of it again
• So I don't feel like an asshole for attempting this post
• Because this guy would still be making them...