Showing posts with label the bulleted list. Show all posts
Showing posts with label the bulleted list. Show all posts

12/13/10

The Bulleted List, December 13

Notable Sales of Soul

  • Tom Walker
  • Faust
  • Jabez Stone
  • Brendan Fraser in Bedazzled
  • Brendan Fraser
  • Tony Romo
  • Marcellus Wallace

11/22/10

The Bulleted List, November 22

Traditional Holiday Meals

  • Thanksgiving: turkey, mashed potatoes, stuffing
  • Fourth of July: steaks, burgers, various beef products
  • Christmas: hot chocolate, cookies, Rumple Minze
  • Halloween: fun-sized candy bars, Jello shots, Pepto Bismol
  • Cinco de Mayo: enchiladas, tequila, those same enchiladas
  • Easter: body of Christ, blood of Christ, jelly beans.

11/14/10

The Bulleted List, November 14

Does It Really Matter?

  • family (yes)
  • faith (yes)
  • work (yes)
  • hobbies (yes)
  • school (yes)
  • black holes (no)

11/5/10

The Bulleted List, November 5 (Rap Controversy Edition)

Things Lil' Wayne Will Have to Deal With Now That He's Out of Jail

11/4/10

The Bulleted List, November 4

How Do We Have 14,500+ Hits?

  • AP checking the blog 10+ times an hour
  • large fanbase outside of our immediate social circles
  • large fanbase outside of our peripheral social circles
  • large fanbase outside of anyone we have ever met
  • faulty hit counter
  • quality of posts (unlikely)

10/20/10

The Bulleted List, October 20

Notable Saws
  • chainsaw
  • hacksaw
  • Bonesaw McGraw
  • Saw III
  • Veni, vidi, vici
  • I Saw the Sign by Ace of Base
  • circular saw

10/6/10

The Bulleted List, October 6

Everyday Threats to Health

  • microwave ovens
  • rush hour traffic
  • libraries
  • spores, molds and fungi
  • auto-flush toilets
  • grain alcohol
  • robots

9/23/10

The Bulleted List, September 23

Total Bummer Things That Happened Today

  • 1821. Tripolitsa falls and 30,000 Turks are massacred.
  • 1641. The Merchant Royal, carrying a treasure worth over a billion USD, is lost at sea off Land's End.
  • 1942. The first gas chamber experiments are conducted at Auschwitz.
  • 1973. Juan Peron returns to power in Argentina.
  • 1983. Gulf Air Flight 771 is bombed, killing all 117 people on board.
  • 1985. Brian Brohm's birthday.
  • 2010. This blog continues on its decline.

9/11/10

Special College Football Bulleted List, September 11

Stadiums That Sound Like (Weird) Adult Film Entertainers
  • Jordan-Hare
  • The Big House
  • Milan Puskar
  • The Horseshoe
  • The Swamp
  • Strawberry Canyon
  • Beaver Stadium in Happy Valley (tagteam)
  • The Golden Dome
  • Between the Hedges

The Bulleted List, September 11

Things I'm Proud to Be
  • an American

Never forget.

8/27/10

The Bulleted List, August 27 (Late Night Edition)

Bars I (Happily/Unhappily) Remembered Tonight

  • 3rd Street Techer (Laramie, WY) -happy
  • Morgan Street backroom (St. Louis, MO) -awesome
  • Rockin' Horse (Bridgeport, NE) -totally sweet
  • Starr Street (Broadwater, NE) -unhappy
  • Silver Dollar (Chamberlain, SD) -bummer
  • Oregon Trail Lounge (Gering, NE) -yikes
  • Cheema's Blue Star (Scottsbluff, NE) -fantastic
  • High jump (Bridgeport High School track and field practice) -cramps

8/19/10

The Bulleted List, August 19

Better Ways to Stay Regular

  • iCal
  • moon/tides
  • Activia yogurt
  • Metamucil
  • Raisin Bran
  • regular bran
  • Wondermark

The Bulleted List, August 19 (faux-edition)

Reasons why Lightweight should bring "The Bulleted List" back from the dead....

  • It made me LOL :)) more often than not
  • Probably the best/only periodical posts this blog has
  • Eases up on the constant, slightly monotonous booze adventure recaps (maybe)
  • So no one sleeps easy at night
  • For "Jeff" and any other unknown fans of it
  • So no one has to go through this shitty rendition of it again
  • So I don't feel like an asshole for attempting this post
  • Because this guy would still be making them...




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5/3/10

The Bulleted List, May 3

Coinciding with AP's outstanding and excellent 'One-Year' post, I have decided to dust The Bulleted List off, marking its return after a long hiatus. Here we go.

Ways We Could Celebrate 31/Chi Turning 1

  • return to original red/black color scheme
  • a pizza and a bottle of wine
  • see what's going on down by the bridge (could be cool)
  • reappraisal of what's really important in life
  • semi-random spouting of quotes from our favorite movies and television shows
  • roller skating in the park
  • keg

2/23/10

The Bulleted List, February 23

Things You Can All Fuck Off About

  • haircuts
  • shaving
  • drinking
  • studying
  • the John Wall dance
  • 8 Seconds sucking
  • 8 Seconds being awesome

2/12/10

The Bulleted List, February 12

What I Think AP Should Say Instead of 'Vino'.
  • Wine

2/7/10

The Bulleted List, February 7

Me and Pistol Pete's 'Real Life' Sunday Afternoon Playlist

  • Austin- Blake Shelton
  • I Can't Smile Without You- Barry Manilow
  • Love Is All Around- Wet Wet Wet
  • Bring Me To Life- Evanescence
  • coughing and sniffling

1/27/10

The Bulleted List, January 27

Things Hurrican Brien Has Promised to Bring This Weekend

  • the perfect storm
  • the thunder
  • a lightning bolt
  • a lot of wind
  • a cat meowing
  • a storm that is somehow more perfect than the perfect storm
  • a spinning motion with his index finger

1/13/10

The Bulleted List, January 14

Alternatives to 'Gym, Tan, Laundry'

  • drink, puke, cry
  • eat, watch TV, eat
  • shower, shave, wait
  • Xbox, eHarmony, depression

1/4/10

The Bulleted List, January 4

Reasons Why My Sims Character is Cooler Than Me

  • rides his bike to work
  • gardens in his tuxedo
  • has six girlfriends
  • gets drunk with his robot butler
  • midnight swims in his pool
  • throws awesome dinner parties
  • does not live with parents