The Bulleted List, October 22

Pistol Pete's Life is Like...

• a really nice car with no gas.
• going to Wendy's and they're out of Frosties
• getting a PS3 but only having the Hannah Montana game
• going to a five star restaurant with your jaw wired shut
• winning a lifetime supply of O'Douls
• getting tickets to a championship basketball game (WNBA).

Kudos to Pistol Pete for living out such a nightmare/suggesting himself as a list topic/thinking up some of the above condemnations.