The Bulleted List, October 22

Pistol Pete's Life is Like...

  • a really nice car with no gas.
  • going to Wendy's and they're out of Frosties
  • getting a PS3 but only having the Hannah Montana game
  • going to a five star restaurant with your jaw wired shut
  • winning a lifetime supply of O'Douls
  • getting tickets to a championship basketball game (WNBA).
Kudos to Pistol Pete for living out such a nightmare/suggesting himself as a list topic/thinking up some of the above condemnations.


  1. the frosties one isn't really that funny. mostly just gives me nightmares.