Family Picture

So lately we have been talking about where we are going to live next year after we move out our current domiciles in the frat cave. We have checked out a few different places that would be suitable for us to transform into a suitable 'bro lair' where we will partake in all our fave bro-tivities like listening to vinyl, crushing bronsons, and all sit on the couch with our laptops. When we looked forward to this glorious future in our palatial new digs, we made a list of things we would need to make this oasis a paradise, things like three TVs, five couches, a Magic Bullet, and dart board. But, most important, we decided, would be a 'family picture' of the six of us to hang over the fireplace or display prominently elsewhere. Its funny because we're not really a family, but what kind of picture would we want? Something formal or maybe we would want to look like our favorite independent/alternative rock n' roll groups. Below are some of our many options.

In this picture we are just a bunch of bros sitting on a couch in our everyday garments and we are thinking we don't even want to take this picture. One of us is drunk.
Here we are sitting on a couch again, but we are way more enthused about it this time. One of us is sitting kind of girlie and one of us is showing that he 'loves these bros' by giving one of us a smooch on the cheek. This would be a good one to have because it would let people know that we are 'a little crazy' and don't mind being around each other and we might even walk around nude from time to time.
In this picture, we are sitting on the ground. This demonstrates that we are laid back and easy going guys who don't mind just lounging around and 'chilling' with each other. Also, two of us have turned into girls. Look how wacky we are in this picture. When people see this, they will know we are wild and crazy guys who like to throw elaborate, multi-leveled, circus themed parties. This also shows our dedication to each other by how crazy we were willing to look for this portrait. This one will probably not be a photograph, but like an oil painting on some black velvet or something cool like that.

This is a classic 'bros out walking around' picture. Its like we were looking for a place to eat or just coming home from a 'wild night' at the bar and someone stopped to snap our picture of us wearing our winter wear. This picture could be taken by the pedestrian bridge that goes to Iowa so people would think we do outdoorsy things together like go for walks and play touch football in the park when we really don't.
This picture makes me miss Deakin. Wish he would move in with us.We will probably end up going with the classic pastiche of 'dudes with mustaches'. People will think we all went to the Office Depot regional conference together and slammed drinks in the Embassy Suites lobby bar if we hang this up. It will make us appear 'old for our age' and will be a source of humor because we are not really salesmen.

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